May 2009
22 posts
How do you find other tumblr pages?
What is the most effective way to browse for new and interesting tumblr pages? I’m particularly interested in pages with good music, food, and beer.
OMGA2NDANDUNRELATEDDAVIDLYNCHPOST!!!1
He’s interviewing folks. Lotsa folks. Just watch.
http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2009/05/david-lynch-pre.html
David Lynch makes music?
Yes, apparantly, with Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse. The level of his involvement is unclear and the album may never be released, but you can listen to it in its entirity on npr’s website [below].
“In addition to Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse, other artists appearing on Dark Night of the Soul include James Mercer of The Shins, The Flaming Lips, Gruff Rhys of Super Furry Animals,...
Gourmet Beer for Alabamians!!!!
It’s official: the Free the Hops-sponsered Gourmet Beer Bill has passed the Alabama House and Senate. If Gov. Riley signs the bill, we will finally have access to the delicious beer that neigboring Georgia, Florida, and Tennessee have had for years. Thank you state legislature for finally pushing this bill through - and with only one day to go in the session!
Morning Marta Glances and Vonnegut - m4w (North &... →
magdalina:
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Is this about you?
April 2009
32 posts
Flu talk
me: "Swine flu has symptoms nearly identical to regular flu, including fever, cough and sore throat and spreads like regular flu through tiny particles in the air when people cough or sneeze"
i dont understand the big deal - i really really really dont.
Maggie: i think the difference is there's not a bunch of vaccine like there is for regular flu
i heard this on npr.
me: i'll buy that
Maggie: and when it happened in 1976, it took forever to mass produce the vaccine, and it spread a lot, and then by the time it was mass produced it was all over. they did not address what they did with all that vaccine.
me: isn't it made of eggs? anti-flu omelet!
Maggie: tasty!
Public's Demand for Bacon Vodka Will Soon Be... →
(via magdalina)
"US Swine Flu No Different From Regular Flu,... →
From the Bainbridge, GA police blotter
April 12
At about 2:30 pm, officer Jowers responded to a burglary on Sharpe Street. The resident reported that he and the guy who cuts the grass was sitting in his apartment watching TV. He said he fell asleep. When he woke up, the man was gone and so was the TV.
Here is the page I just got from my chief...
“The anal condyloma guy is down in the ER bleeding from his cut skin edge. Go fix it.”
FML.
“Could you park in a fucking space once in your life? God bless.”
– The note on my car this morning. Starting it off with a bang.
"The Price of Freedom is Visible Here."
This is the warm and welcoming VA slogan that our sick vets get when they walk through the main entrance of any VA hospital. I think it’s dismal and I’m pushing for change. Any suggestions on what the new one should be?”
Mondays are Colorectal Days at the VA
which means that my agenda for the day is as follows:
remove a rectum
sew shut an anus
ablate some anal warts.
God. I’m ready for this rotation to end.
Sprayed...
…in the face with pus from a fat man’s infected armpit abscess. I CANNOT WIN AND IT IS ONLY TUESDAY!
“For example, in Year 1 that useless letter “c” would be dropped to be replased...”
– A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
- Mark Twain
(via hebbard)
Bryant Would Have a Cocktail
magdalina:
A friend recently came to me for relationship advice. I mean, came to me in all seriousness, not just that we got drunk and talked all out our heads. It was hard to advise him at first, because I’m a lunatic, but then I started to pretend to be Bryant. I asked myself, “what would Bryant do?” and then told my friend what he should do. And they lived happily ever after. WWBD?
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i found a treasure trove of old mcsweeney's stuff...
magdalina:
brookehatfield:
Signs your doctor may be coming onto you By Wendy Molyneux
He asks you to turn your head to the side and say “I love you.”
He Photoshops his picture onto an X-ray of your heart.
His lab coat says “Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts” on the back.
When you lie down on the examination table, he insists on spooning.
Before examining you, he washes his hands in Obsession by...
“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked, I enjoy being liked,...”
– Michael Scott
To urban hunter, next meal is scampering by. →
When selecting the best raccoon carcass for the special holiday roast, both the connoisseur and the curious should remember this simple guideline: Look for the paw.
“The paw is old school,” says Glemie Dean Beasley, a Detroit raccoon hunter and meat salesman. “It lets the customers know it’s not a cat or dog….”
Best April Fools Joke
“…the more we piloted the product and test marketed it, the more we became convinced that low gravity might be the next big thing in craft beer.”
Yesterday, Flying Dog announced a new low-alcohol craft beer line, with beers from 1-1.5%.
The details:
Hot Dog Habanero Ginger Ale — 0.9% ABV, 2 IBU
Unicorn Dog Sparkling Barley Wine-style Ale — 1.9% ABV, 4 IBU
Raging Bitch Birch...
Useless trivia filter
Upper and lower case letters are named “upper” and “lower” because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters.
“I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of...”
– Mitch Hedberg